Black
Booster "The real
history"
When we
discovered that the history of
Black Booster went further down
in time as we initially thought,
we put our research department on
the case.
After only going back a few years
in history we stumbled on new
discoveries that gave us proof of
the real history of Black Booster
July
20th, 1969
"It's a small step for man,
but a giant leap for
mankind"
Neil Armstrong couldn't have said
it better. Indeed a big step for
mankind. A few gallons of
Guarana-powered Black Booster and
your Appollo rocket will boost
your mortal human body to the
moon.
Here's the footage that gave away
our first clue that Black Booster
has been around for much longer
that the last 3 years.
Rembrandt
van Rijn, 1642
Yes, it's a big big
painting. The
nightwatch is by far the
biggest piece Rembrandt
made in his life as the
Dutch artist. How he
managed to work on one
painting for years and
years always been a
mistery untill our
research department
solved that mistery.
Not only creativity and
motivation kept Rembrandt
going for days and days,
but the ancient recepy
for energy, Black
Booster, kept him going
till the bitter end.
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As a way of showing his
appreciation he incuded
an almost hidden can of
Black Booster in the
painting. When our
research department took
a close look they found
what's shown on the
close-up below.
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Albert
Einstein, 1946
Yeez, did he come up with
weird stuff or not.
E=mc2. He surely was a
relatively strange
professor. Especially at
his old age in those days
way back in time, but all
of that is relative too. |
This picture clearly
shows how little sleep he
must have gotten,
thinking up those
groundbreaking scientific
ideas. It's pretty clear
what kept him up all
those nights.
Thanks
to joni.juvonen@clarinet.fi for sending
us this.
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Our
research department is going down
in history while you're reading
this. When we find more clues to
the real birth of Black Booster,
we'll let you know.
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