| Pick
up lines |
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- Hey Snowwhite! I'd
rather sleep once with you, then
7 times with the dwarves.
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- Say, did we go
to different schools together?
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- Why don't you
come over here, sit on my lap and
we'll talk about the first thing
that pops up?
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- Would you like
to dance or should I go fuck
myself again?
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- At the office
copy machine. "Reproducing
eh?" "Can I help?"
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- A women asks,
"Excuse me, do you have the
time?" You: "Do you
have the energy?"
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- I'm new in
town. Could you give me
directions to your apartment?
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- Do you know
the essential difference between
sex and conversation? (No.) Do
you wanna go upstairs and talk.
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- Would you like
carry my books for me?
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- Do you want to see
something swell?
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- Can I buy you
a drink or do you just want the
money?
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- You look like
the type of girl that has heard
ever line in the book. So what's
one more?
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| Excuses |
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- I lost my telephone
number....can I have yours?
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